For all you jerks who encouraged me to take time away from work to spend with my family….

I’ll have you know that I woke up at the same time I always do this morning, rode my bike, worked out at the gym, took a shower, surprised my oldest daughter by being home, made special breakfast, took my daughter to her first day of kindergarten, washed cars with my son, held by youngest daughter as she made smiling fart faces, kissed my wife frequently, picked my daughter up from her first day of school, held my youngest daughter some more, made dinner.

In other words….IT WAS AWESOME.

(I also managed to do some work from home┬ádon’t tell anybody).