Two Memes in one!

Today I sent a text to my wife and she responded by completely ignoring my
text and telling me that she was super mad at me. This has occurred before
so I asked her what I did to her in her dream. She then responded ‘The Kids
are T E R R I B L E’ today’.

Things had quieted sufficiently at work and I was able to go to her rescue. I went
home and told the kids to get their shoes on. While the kids were getting
their shoes on I asked my wife about her dream.

“It started with you coming home with a whole bunch of friends”.

“Well, there’s your first indication that it was a dream,” I joked. This
was met with her typical eye roll and raised eyebrow indicating an
unspoken ‘what ever’.

“Your friends were in the house and we started kissing and then making out
and we went to the bedroom”.

At this point my daughter interrupts, “Do you like my shoes with the
flowers or should I wear sandals?” she asked. I told her she was fine in
the flowers.

“Yes, I like where this dream is going,” I said to restart to story.

“You won’t. Anyway, we got into the bedroom and things got going and then
got a little weird and then I hurt you some how and you just started
screaming and yelling at me. You said the worst things ever. Thats when I
woke up and I was so pissed at you.”

My son then arrived and said, “Do you want to see my cool trick? HI-YA!” he
said doing a kick and then running away.

“We’ve been married for 7 years,” my wife continued, “and in that time
you’ve never yelled at me. You’ve never said mean things. Thank you.”

“I love you, too.” I replied. “Sorry I’m such an ass in your dreams”.