Random Rants & Rumblings

I corrupt 2 small children. 1 woman tolerates me.
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I could be a dandy.

I like clothing. Not in the hey, if not for clothing I’d be naked kind of way. I actually have some desire to be stylish.

That being said you would have no idea of this by looking at me. I dress like a typically clueless middle 30’s man. My excuse for this is the girth I have attained in the last 7 years. I don’t feel confident in my body so instead of dressing well because I like to look good I’m convinced that I cannot look good so I don’t put forth much effort.

I also have the bad habit of saying, “I’ll buy that when I’ve lost a few inches”. Sadly, those inches still haven’t disappeared.

This is a terrible thing.

I’m starting to change my ways. I’m buying clothes because I’m tired of waiting to look nice. Now, I may never be seen wearing Plus Fours or a white linen suit but I am going to begin making a greater effort to fashionably cloth this plus sized body.