8 things I have done that not many tumblrs have.
1) Robbed a train
2) Climbed the highest peak in the lower 48 states 3 times.
3) Removed 100-150 pairs of testicles in a single day and then cooked them
for dinner.
4) Been stabbed with a sword.
5) Opened for Elvis
6) Milked many cows.
7) Written a legimate check for over 1 million dollars.
8) Harvested Raisins
