Somebody just spent an uncomfortable amount of...
strangeninja: I may or may not be dancing. Best news ever.
I haven’t been doing very much creative and it bothers me. I just haven’t GIVEN myself the time to do anything. Yesterday work took me to El Portal just outside of Yosemite. It was a nice drive along the Merced river and many times I was taken by the sights and thought it would be nice to take a few pictures at the very least. I shrugged it off not wanting to use my phone to take the...
Is such an interesting character. When is the next season of Firefly?
4 Exercises for Mountain Worthy Legs | Highline... →
katiescountdown: My mother is here helping with the kids. Today my 5 year old put on a dress and my mom was helping her button it and my mom said it was a little tight. Then she poked my daughters tummy and told her as soon as that goes away your dress will fit. And then she told her that icecream and treats give us “that”. My daughter walked away and said she isn’t eating ever again. What the...
monkeyfrog: rartastic: beefranck: Something about current events. Yeah, well, you’re WRONG. I just read the exact opposite on the interwebs! Let’s smoke a bowl and make Bugle finger hats. I’ve played fingercuffs before.
We hurried through the zoo. My two children’s ability to be amazed at a living creature in front of them having been dulled to mild interest by the wonders of television.
I have so many great memories attached to this...
Living in Ag Land
My dad stopped by last night to meet his Granddaughter. Earlier in the day he had been meeting with some clients and friends. He mentioned that he needed to get some watermelons for a fundraising dinner. His client proceeded to attempt to load an entire crate of watermelons (think Costco) into his truck. Additionally he was given about 100 ears of corn and a bunch of vine ripe tomatoes. Fresh...
Looking for a way to raise money for roads and...
This won’t become a baby blog. It’s just that I have to go back to work tomorrow and….well…I’m kind of sad about that.
Satisfy my curiosity, please?
How many of you currently reside in California?
I had two goals for my vacation. First, have my daughter. (Check) Second, see Moonrise Kingdom in the theater. (Check) I like Wes Anderson movies. He has a very particular style and voice that gets to me. Rushmore is my favorite of his films. I know Wes is not for everyone and as I sat in the theater yesterday enjoying his latest offering I tried to determine what it was that I liked so much....
The bigger picture.
I’m a ‘boss’. It’s my professional position and while it comes with many advantages it also comes with some disadvantages. Most notably is that there is no vacation from obligation. I am on vacation this week and it breaks my heart to have to go back to work on Friday. If I were one of my people I would have no issues taking FMLA because there would be no ill effects from...
Because Baby. That’s why.
NOT SURE IF YOU KNOW THIS OR NOT
But new babbies make the cutest sounds and smell delightful.
The Weight of Words →
Linking your food choices with your self-worth is damaging and destructive. You are worth more than the food you put on your plate. Your value as a person has nothing to do with ice cream or broccoli. Thinking of yourself as a good person or a bad person based on your food choices is damaging and destructive. You can be a good person who makes a healthy choice, or a good person who makes an...
My wife is acting weird.
Clenched teeth. Labored breathing. I should probably take her to the hospital or something.
notactuallyme said: Pussy.
I cry when I see that too.
OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE WILL PEOPLE PLEASE STOP...
sonnyjohl: plemur: zerovalent: openareas: all the notes on my dash are making the baby jesus cry. HI MICHELE!!! Hey guys! What’s up? Not a whole lot, man. How about with you? I once saw a deer and it was so beautiful. Like a plastic bag in the wind.
I'm a man of a certain age
I’m at the age where I get choked up at phone commercial moments.
I posted the photo attached to this comment a year...
waitwuuut reblogged your photo: This is how I woke up last Friday. It was a much… am I the only one going OMGDEATHLYHALLOWS at this?
House cleaning music?
Suggestions? Songs? Artists? Albums?
Falling in love
I feel in love last night. I was laying in bed with my wife and she took my hand and wedged it between her body and the bed. I could see her smile and look expectantly at me in the darkness. At first I felt just a twitch and wasn’t sure if it was really or my imagination. Then there was another and another and another. “She has the hiccups” Katie said. I was feeling my...
Just watched the first episode of Firefly again. Damn good show. Now I’m going to take my bra off because I hear that’s what all the cool kids are doing.
sblaufuss said: Try sneaking up on and scaring the...
Sneaking up on her was how she got in the family way in the first place.
6. I don’t often lose my cool but when I do I pick up and throw my office chair on the floor and injury my wrist in the process. 7. Being Mormon has it’s definite perks. Part of Mormon culture is that when someone is having a baby or other such stress they mobilize and bring dinner for a week straight. We haven’t even had the baby yet and I was just informed dinner has been...
I’m small, I know, but wherever I go the grass grows greener still.
1. It seems that a lot of us are going through some kind of a slump. I don’t like it. I want to change it. Feeling melancholy in the middle of the summer is not good. 2. My wife is due today. This is the first pregnancy that has gone full term. She is not a happy woman right now. 3. I can’t begin to explain how much I miss being on the trail and how very far away it seems to be...
How is not having something taken away from you that you earned considered getting something for free?
I’ve briefly considered this as a viable option in my life if ever my daughter decides she no longer wishes to reside within her mothers womb. Some things were said by people today to make me truly want to do this. I’m scared to not go to work for 6 weeks.
Who wants a rambling voicemail?