My wife is out with friends. This is big. Huge.
withinbegin said: Why would you ever wish that...
I was 15. I was not cool. I was playing a flute. It was scary.
Please remind me to tell you about the time I...
I sometimes wish that were a joke.
Being a parent is terrifying.
Not because of what my children do; but what others could potentially do to them.
37 1/2 weeks.
We are 37 1/2 weeks into the pregnancy. Luckily, the heat has not yet been overly brutal; and while my beloved is uncomfortable and more than ready to not be pregnant anymore we are both looking forward to the new baby because it means I will get to not be at work for 12-15 hours a day. I really miss my family. This would be easier if I were traveling. Sadly, I’m only 3 miles from home...
This is a song that makes me happy. For reasons...
and just like that….a simple turn of phrase...
Next up on the the purge day playlist.
It’s almost baby time and I think the...
I am absent from my life at the moment. It seems the only thing I know is work. I work and have brief moments of sleep in between more work. While I’m not particularly thrilled about the current situation it is the life that I chose and it has, in the overall picture, been very good to me. I spent my day yesterday in Stockton in a division meeting. I’ve been to many of these meetings...
katiescountdown: I have been watching home shows. House hunters, property virgins, shows like that. The people on these shows irritate me. They give their price range, wanting to stay between x and x. When they see a house at the top of their price range, they kind of freak out, saying that is really high, and at the top. Ummmm, if you don’t want to go that high - make your top lower. I love...
… a 63-year-old Korean woman “experienced severe pain in her oral cavity...– Cooked squid inseminates woman’s “tongue, cheek and gums” — IO9 Facehuggers are real. (via volatileessence) OH SWEET JESUS. (via monkeyfrog) Is this what everyone is talking about when they mention tentacle porn?
What The Fuss Is All About: clientsfromhell:... →
clientsfromhell: Client: I need my artwork. Can you burn all my logos and designs to a CD and I’ll pick it up tomorrow morning? Me: I’m sorry, we can’t release that to you until you pay your bill. Client: I can’t believe this! I spend good money there, and this is how you treat me!? Never slap a man who is chewing tobacco.
Being a professional is hard.
Sometimes it’s difficult to maintain my professionalism. I just received a forwarded email from two steps up the ladder that was so uninspiring that I immediately wanted to respond to it in a not pleasant way. Instead, I stared at the message, kept my hands away from the keyboard, said “This is difficult to masturbate to,” chuckled and deleted the message.
In August of 1996 I was a 19 almost 20 year old badass. Well, I was 19 years old at least. On one of these blistering hot August days I picked up a friend of mine to go see a movie. We arrived at the movie theater 30 minutes from home to see that the doors were closed and locked and that the theatre was closed due to a power outage. As we looked around we noticed that many other businesses...
On a related note.
My wife just asked me if she should go into labor so she could spend some time with me. The answer is ‘yes’.
What this is
Is a long drawn out post detailing my work world complaints. By the end of this post I will have come to the conclusion that I just need to shut up and realize this is just a low spot I’m in and that I should be grateful for what I have and have been given for the last 16 years.
erinmargrethe replied to your post: My new penis. No flipping this one. Don’t worry, I only flip suburbans.
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My new penis.
So, last Saturday I bought a new (to me) truck. I love it. I have wanted a truck for the last 15 years and passed up purchasing one for more sensible vehicles. This post has been pointless. I wonder if any of you got excited thinking this post was actually about my penis? For those wondering. The original has not been replaced and meets the needs of those that have need for it.
I won't lie
I succumbed to the great cheeseburger muse. It was good. So very very good. In related news; I just set my alarm for 3:30 am so I can go to the gym.
Just pointed out all of the white string in my hair.
2013 Tumblr: Unplugged
hikingmeetup: I know I know I know…. The first ever Tumblr: Unplugged hasn’t even happened yet but I’m already thinking about next year. Here’s my suggestion: Half Dome. A three day backpacking trip that would include a climb to the top of Yosemite’s infamous chunk of granite.
We really shook the pillars of heaven didn’t we Wang?– Jack Burton
Jack: Thats not oil.
Egg: Black blood of the earth.
Jack: Dontcha mean oil?
Egg: No. I mean black blood of the earth.
Shut up Mr. Burton. You were not brought upon this world to ‘get...– David Lo Pan
Big Trouble in Little China
Grace: I'd go with you but....
Jack: I know. There's a problem with your face.
Chinese girls don’t come with green eyes.
The Last Starfighter is on tv!
Goodbye by Melody Gardot
I want to powderize this song. Use bourbon to turn the powder to mud. Rub it all over my body. And alternately cry, laugh, and do unspeakable things in the middle of the night.