Warren: Why don't you shove them up your Ass.
Lucas: Because it would hurt a lot, Warren.
I've had a date with my wife and I was hoping to...
Then I realized that just being able to go on a date with my wife MADE me lucky. (Thanks Mom and Dad for taking the kids). Oh, and totally my favorite part.
It's not me. One of my people got the news last...
You can go to hell. Helluva way to start a Friday.
erinmargrethe said: Fresno traffic: “Oooh, a shoe...
While that is true of the ‘no….that was a Stuck in San Francisco Traffic shot.
ramble a thon
stuck in traffic long drive home if you want a message leave me your phone number
That is one helluva cliff hanger.
Autocorrect changed ritz to tits. Suddenly, snack...
Post about sex.
Not intended to stir controversy but manages to anyway.
The more you know.
What the hell does that mean….seriously?
Dr. Ainsley gets upset when he doesn’t get his boobs by 11:00am.– An employee.
I’ll be in San Francisco Wednesday Night…..anything interesting going on?
I feel that I’ve been quiet lately. It seems that I have so much going on that when I try forget it out it clogs the bottle neck and nothing flows. This is true for tumblr. This is true for my personal journal. This is true for my communication with people in the real world. I worry that when the bottle neck breaks it will explode uncontrollably and no sense will be made.
Hiking the JMT 2011: The 11 Mountain Passes... →
gottahike: A guy from the JMT forum posted this, and added, “Yes, I know Trailcrest Pass is not officially on the JMT trail, but one has to hike down to Whitney Portal to finish their hike, so I’m including it. It is the tallest pass on the Pacific anyway and should be counted!” Pass Name Elevation … I’ll be hitting those last two passes on my ‘short’ hike at the end of...
The First Doctor.
We’ve been attending a new ward for a few weeks now. There is a man here that looks exactly like the First Doctor. I haven’t seen the TARDIS yet. Will post pictures as soon as I do.
What program do you use to write?
Seriously, there must be something better than Word?
BIL, SIL, AND MIL HAVE INVADED.
It will be a looooooong weekend
Anonymous asked: Pretty sure you've always wanted to see me naked.. Well.. I'm feeling pretty adventurous today so go to datelink6[dot]com (switch [dot] with .) then sign up and find my profile under the username 'lolsummer69'. I hid my face in the pictures. but I want you to guess who I am and then hit me up on Facebook lol. Good luck.
ianbrooks replied to your post: Hubby oh damn dude, one of my biggest pet peeves are chicks who cant even say their dudes’ name, they just always refer to him as “hubby”. I had a young cousin who just got married way too young, and she basically sits around all day on FB and says “hubby” FB is where I learned to hate this term SPECIFICALLY for the reason listed above.
I hate this term of endearment and am grateful The Missus doesn’t use it (that I am aware of). I can’t believe how good that felt to say.
judyschu asked: Do you have a 209 number for your google voice?
I'll Eat You Up I Love You So
katiescountdown: My son is turning 3 in October. He is having a ‘Where the Wild Things Are’ party. I am aware that this will not be happening for a little over 2 months, but I am in party planning mode. This will be an awesome party. A little over the top, and I am ok with that because my son and I share a birthday - and planning this party is my present. If anyone has ideas - please send them...
Rambling voice mail time
I have another long drive today. If you would like a rambling voices message give me a number to leave it at. In other words…put it in my askhole and I’ll shove it in your voicebox. Warning: message may contain singing.
I have spotified
Just booked a flight to Texas at the end of...
Wonder if there will be anything to do there?
I Hate The Giants
Primarily because every time there is an afternoon game in San Francisco it becomes impossible for me to staff my operation.
Sometimes there are days.
I left work early today for a dentist appointment. I still go to the same Dentist I have been going to since I was 12. Which now means that the Dentist is an hour from where I work. Around the time that I was finishing my appointment I received a text from my Wife informing me that she no longer wished to be a mother due to our children living up to every stereotype of a 4 and 2 year old sister...
That thing where you are watching a documentary on...
I thought it would be cooler to be a rock star. Not my best decision.
All listed here are viable options.
clapifyoulikeme replied to your photo: Captain Jack and Papa Jon Captain Jack Sparrow? Captain Jack Harkness? Captain Jack Morgan?
Farewell for a week.
I’m about to enter the no technology zone.