June 2011
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Camera suggestions please.
If you were going to hike 60 miles across the sierra over the course of 6 days and you wanted to take some kick Ass pictures what camera would you take?
In your recommendation please consider that a low weight is desired. Battery life is very important or at least the ability to use disposable batteries. Also, overall side of the equipment. I would like something more than a point and shoot but...
Dear 3.5 hours of sleep,
You were awesome. Please, run along and find some friends.
I feel like singing and reciting limericks and...
Leave your number (gvoice or other) and I will leave you a message
Dear CV California,
71F on June 29th?
You and I, we’re good. Carry on.
First night in the new place.
Not completely moved but close enough.
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what I post isn't meant to be reblogged and joked...
erinmargrethe:
doublejack:
It’s serious shit that guys happen to do.
Not washing your dick is serios biznass, guys. So is not washing other guys’ dicks.
HAVE YOU WASHED A DICK TODAY?
I wash my dick with the tears of a virgin. Of course they’re my own tears but whats in the details?
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Favorite Part 6/27/11
I GOT KEYS TO THE HOUSE.
On a down note for me (and possibly an up-note for you) the problem with internet friends is that I can’t call you to come help me move.
Benefit of not owning a truck.
Diesel is $4.45 a gallon.
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Trucks
I grew up working in an agricultural town. My Dad ran Dairies and the reason we moved to California was because he began managing a cattle feed yard. I started working when I was 10 and started driving when I was 10 and a day. Trucks are tools. Trucks were built to serve a purpose. They were built to haul hay and pull trailers.
I grew up in a small town where it seemed that trucks were status...
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Pies
The Missus: I think we should make a bunch of pies.
Me: You know how to turn me on.
The Missus: Seriously I think we should make a bunch pies.
Me: Fine, I'll bite (heh heh), why?
The Missus: To throw at our children.
Me: Like when they do something ridiculous.
The Missus: Sure. I just think it would be funny.
Me: I love you.
The Missus: Good for you.
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Sweet Tomatoes.
I would like to be excited that my Daughters favorite restaurant is an all you can eat salad bar but I have come to discover that the reason it is her favorite is for the soft serve ice cream and chocolate chip muffins.
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On Playlists.
I’ve never been one to build playlists. While I was in love with the idea of spending hours sitting on the floor of my room with a dual cassette tape deck surrounded by music and carefully crafting that perfect mix of music for every situation i just was never into actually doing it.
My playlists are experiences. They are comprised of music as it has happened to me and how it can move...
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Today my feelings are 12" long, filled with meat,...
Feelings.
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“It is not swollen. It is a little stiff and only hurts when I bend it a lot.”
– rartastic
Context? We don’t need no stinking context.
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The niceness of the hips draws attention away from...
rartastic replied to your photo: My junk.
it’s not as big as I thought it would be. YGNH.
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I only text unsolicited pictures of my junk.
do-over replied to your photo: My junk.
I think you’re obligated to text this to my phone.
Stick around. I'm going to post a picture of my...
Seriously
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I'm sitting on my ass checking Tumblr when I...
Why am I sitting on my ass instead of moving? BECAUSE THE LOAN THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNDED ON TUESDAY STILL HAS GONE THROUGH. SO THE SALE HASN’T RECORDED AND IF IT DOESN’T RECORD BY 2PM WE CAN’T GET IN UNTIL MONDAY AND THAT WILL BE VERY VERY VERY BAD.
I’M WRITING IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE I’M SCREAMING IN MY HEAD.
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I've never considered myself a rage face kind of...
I’m supposed to be moving tomorrow. I have taken time off work to do this. I have people committed to help us move coming from a great distance. We were supposed to close yesterday. Now, IF WE ARE LUCKY, it will record by 2pm tomorrow. If not we have to wait until Monday.
Ffffffffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
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“It’s filled with more bullets and fragments than 50 Cent.”
– aimee-b-loved
Without context and it is still beautiful.
Listen
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My daughter will have self esteem issues.
The Missus: G, you've got a butter face.
Me: Did you just call our daughter a butterface?
The Missus: Yes.
Me: She IS NOT a butterface.
The Missus: YES. SHE. IS. She has butter on her face.
Me: oh.
The Missus: What did you think I meant.
Me: um, you know....everything's good but her face.
The Missus: What is wrong with you?
Me: ...
The Missus: Seriously?
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All of the cookies are belong to me.
All of the cookies are belong to me.
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I wasn't even supposed to be here today.
I wasn’t even supposed to be here today.
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Today is a Dante Hicks day.
Seriously. I was supposed to be backpacking today or moving. Instead I’m working and it has been challenging.
The most unpleasant part of my job.
Is when I allow adults who act like children to piss me off to the point where I yell and find it difficult to control my use of profanity.
I am sad
I just learned that I missed a chance to see Morris Day and the time last week.
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“Somebody in the piece said ‘let your kids hate you, sometimes, that’s good for...”
– Lori Gottlieb and Wendy Mogel discuss Gottlieb’s piece, How to Land Your Kids in Therapy (incidentally, The Atlantic’s most popular at the moment).
These are exactly the thoughts that cross my mind every time I see a parent agonizing over whether a toddler feels special enough, or making themselves...
Correspondence
If you would like a paper letter written by hand please place your address in my ask box or upschuck at the g.
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Favorite Part 6/18
There was a lot of good in today. Special breakfast, a trip to the gym, a trip to REI, refill ink for my fountain pens and some quality time with my family.
All that being said my favorite part was at my nieces birthday extravaganza when I noticed a small bag of Fritos and a cauldron of chili. I obtained scissors and cut the side of the bag of Fritos open and then proceeded to ladle chili over...
In her defense.
Only the bounce house was rented. Related: why do we know people that own all of those other things?
