My Favorite Part
There some good things today but I need to make a positive comment about the weather. It’s May 31, 2011. I live in the Central Valley of California. Todays high temperature was 79F. Usually it’s mid to upper 90’s and the long term forecast is barely showing 90’s in the future. I find this weather pleasing.
The Missus: you know how I know I love you?
Me: I didn't know there could ever be a question.
The Missus: I had you put G in the bath so you wouldn't have to clean up the vomit.
The Missus: What?
Me: it's just so beautiful.
Totally cleaning up vomit.
On the upside my 4 year old is feeling better.
Notactuallyme: "While the study of the... →
notactuallyme: From the fascinating article Get Your Mind Dirty by Richard Louv, Outside magazine. ‘When public-radio commentator John Hockenberry reported in 2008 on research at the University of Michigan that indicated greater mental acuity after a nature walk, he pointed out that Albert Einstein and the… relevant to my interests
He is still close friends with fellow late-1980’s teen heartthrobs and...– Corin Nemec - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia No comment needed. Also, please note the ‘heartthrobs and rappers’ he is friends with.
First, the Down by Law version of 500 Miles is the best version. Second, starting June 1st The Missus and I are starting a race to see who can travel 1,000 miles by foot first. Elliptical trainers and treadmills count. No bikes. Very doable.
I love you. Let's never date.
erinmargrethe replied to your post: In which I ramble on about numerous things that have been knocking around my mind. I am 100% in favor of not being friends with exes unless it’s one of those things you can’t avoid. I did it for so many years and it was like dragging my past around in a hessian sack.
In which I ramble on about numerous things that...
I’ve been thinking about a lot of things lately. Personal. Professional. Spiritual. A little bit of everything. With any luck I’ll be able to ramble them all out here and keep them from flying around inside my skull. After all, there isn’t a lot of room in there on account of my giant brain. 1. I’m a member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. A Mormon. I...
The Missus: Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull?
Me: *eyes narrowed* yes....
The Missus: That was the Indiana Jon....
Me: WE DON'T SPEAK OF THAT ABOMINATION IN THIS HOUSE!
Sleep and Dreams and Stuff
The last few nights I’ve actually gotten adequate amounts of sleep and I’ve had really vivid dreams featuring my friends. They’re pretty awesome but I wake up feeling sad because I can’t hang out with them.
New favorite part
Just got 3 stars on that angry birds level I’ve been working at for a week.
My favorite part.
Today was a weird day. I and my family went separate ways. Me, to the coast with some Boy Scouts and the wife and kids to my parents for some community service. We both got home about the same time and things were just kind of off. We were both tired and a little grumpy. This is a bad mix for us and will usually lead to hours of sulking from both of us. As soon as the funk started The Missus...
Sitting at my desk. Waiting for the phone to ring. Every ring is a nail in the coffin of the day.
I feel like exposing myself.
In words you pervs! Please ASK me things. Personal and in depth preferred. Light and frivolous are also acceptable but far less enjoyable for my adoring public to read.
RE-Make of The Blues Brothers starring Jack Black
Dear Hollywood, I had this idea. It’s mine. It’s a terrible idea. Please don’t do it because some things should just not be messed with. This idea is right up there with spam and peanut butter sandwiches on toasted rye with wax peppers. Don’t do it no matter how good it sounds when you’re stoned.
Today I was told that you think I’m awesome. You are correct. (But you forgot to mention that I was humble.)
Dear Anti-harassment and records retention...
I am not enjoying our time together.
I think I'd rather write erotic fiction than work...
erinmargrethe replied to your post: I have decided. How about short-sleeved dress shirts with a tie….oh, never mind. Short sleeve shirts and ties are for NERDS and MORMONS! of which I…am…both. Yeah, uh…never mind.
undercover-blonde replied to your post: I have decided. And cardigans! I’ll have to pass on the cardigans…too many late 80’s memories of bad cardigans. I will however rock the professors jacket.
I have decided.
When I turn fifty I will begin wearing bow ties.
When we move at the end of the month we will be canceling our DirecTV service. When we move at the end of the month we will be getting rid of our two televisons. When we move at the end of the month we will be purchasing two televsions. When we move at the end of the month we will NOT be renewing any subscription televison services and will most likely not have an antennae to receive free local...
I stay up too late every night because if I go to...
inthefade: danforth: Okay, this is…odd. Wait for it. I won’t spoil the surprise. My favorite part of today was the smile that hit my face when I realized the surprise. THis has me happy in so very many ways.
I don't know why I'm sharing this.
monkeyfrog replied to your photo: This is the face of someone who is displeased with… No nose hairs! Thats RIGHT! You know why? Because I pull them. Thats right. I yank them out. No sissy nose hair trimmers for me. I don’t do it out of vanity. When the hairs get to long they are cause for irritation. So I just RIP them out.
My Favorite Part
Today my oldest (4 yrs) lost her first tooth. She walked over to me with a worried look on her face and her mouth hanging open. She extended her cupped hand and I opened mine. Down dropped the smallest tooth that has ever existed. I looked at the toot and then I looked at her. Her eyes were starting to well up and her lip began to shake. Tears soon followed. Her tooth falling out had scared her....
There are no passengers on the Midnight Meat...
kvndne: That’s not a good look. “Oh, how did your son die?” “He was planking.” :/ via: thelifefiles THE LYING DOWN GAME IS DEADLY!
Last night I had a dream that the internet came to...
All of my friend that I grew up with were there too. We played board games and watched movies. My parents were having a party in the backyard for some University function and we had to be careful not to disturb them so we were peeking out the windows and marveling at the splendor.
On a sad note.
It was going to be Sushi and Pirates tonight for the anniversary but our babysitters are getting over the flu. I don’t care if they say they’re feeling better the last thing we need is a couple of sick kids (or parents) in the next week or two. Purging a house for a move is hard enough without constant vomiting.
For a good time call:
209 676 5358 I’ll reciprocate if you leave your gvoice number in my place of questioning.
katiescountdown: Is it wrong that I usually sing my children a good night song that is from a part of a movie in which children are being lured to have their souls sucked? This is my wife…let me show you her. Also, children are easier to manage if they have no souls.
Today I woke up with a naked woman in my bed and...
You know what I was wearing the first time I had sex? NOTHING. Because I was...– Me to The Missus after she showed me a pair of pants she described as the pants she was wearing the first time she had sex.
erinmargrethe replied to your post: 10 minutes is all it took to make me look at the calendar for my next vacation. Australia?! First is Utah for the big reunion in July, Backpacking with Eskayote and E-Dog at the end of August and then no idea what we’re doing between Christmas and New Years. We are definitely looking to do Australia next year. We just need to figure out what to do with...