May 2011
Reblog if you'll answer sex related questions.
atothejd:
jewles:
I suppose I will. Maybe. If you’re lucky. Roll the dice.
I’ll pretty much tell anyone anything. Ask away.
You really shouldn’t have sex if you’re related.
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April 2011
And tomorrow
I’ll be castrating a horse.
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True Story III
I once partied with the Devil and Jesus in a hotel in San Jose.
True Story Part II
My teenage and young adult life is filled with stories such as the one I just told. When I was growing up my friends and I thought ourselves to be deprived because we didn’t have the entertainments and opportunities afforded by a city life. It wasn’t until I went to college and had opportunity to tell these stories and even drag some of my ‘townie’ friends out on some of my...
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True Story
The fire was crackling in an open fire ring. Our shadows were giants portrayed on the screen of the old barn. It was spring in central California and the any warmth provided by the fire wasn’t truly needed. During those spring and summer evenings if we were gathered outside we would have a fire. There was something in the flames that is always comforting and provides a point of gathering. ...
Put in an offer on a house.
Freaking the hell out may now commence.
Hi, My name Is...
closet-hussy:
…Julia. What’s your (real) name?
Clint….but you can call me Awesome.
Sometimes you are reminded that you're doing the...
I led a kind of average American life growing up. I went to college got a job and started making serious money and started making serious purchases. Almost all of those major purchases were on borrowed money. I used credit cards with abandon. I was always sure that I would pay them off next month and didn’t bat an eye when, month after month, the balance grew and grew instead of shrinking to...
Troof
I hate holidays. Every holiday doesn’t come with joy and relaxation. It comes with stress. Every holiday means special operating plans. Poor staffing. Irritable people who can’t understand why I can’t give everybody the week off. By far the worst times are spring break and July 4th.
9 more working days until I can breath for a week.
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Making a Camp
I have made many camps in my life. Set up tents and awnings or simply rolled a tarp upon the ground.
I have made camp in my living room. The sofas and chairs were imagined into vistas of towering mountains outside the flaps of my inflatable tent.
I have made camp in my backyard where I was chased into the house at 4:00 am because we forgot to the turn the automatic sprinklers off.
I have...
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The crotch is perfect.
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erinmargrethe replied to your photo: Awesome!
What th fish?
Not a fish; a mini-horse drawn cart. It was pretty rockin’. My folks have been talking about doing this forever and finally pulled the trigger for easter.
There is already discussion of getting a wagon and….wait for it….entering the fair parade.
Those poor strawberries are having a bad day.
First, they were ripped from their home.
Second, they were decapitated.
Third, they had a portion of their insides removed.
Fourth, the now empty cavity was stuffed full of cream cheese and sugar.
Fifth, they will be dipped in a vat of hot molten chocolate.
I’m sure there will be more too their tale of woe…..
Stay tuned.
“To do then now would be very retro. To do then, then, was very...”
– A Mighty Wind
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“It’s like walking on a big sumptuous butt.”
– Cody Lundin
Good news, Sweetie Darling -- Ab Fab is coming...
Sent to you by upschuck via Google Reader: Good news, Sweetie Darling
Would someone please develop a poop tracker app?
That burrito is going to be an epic food baby.
rartastic asked: yes, it did! thanks! was that a true story?
To my Brothers, -- a public service announcment
It has come to my attention that there are apps that track the monthly cycle of menstruation.
For those of us blessed enough to share our homes and lives with wives, girlfriends, daughters of age or even just roommates, it may behoove us to install this app and maintain a close eye upon the cycles of those around this.
If we do this we will know when to provide distance, chocolate and do...
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Cup of tea
Tea is actually not my cup of tea. I was raised LDS and as such never had tea in the house. My parents don’t drink it and I don’t drink it. No cold tea, no hot tea, no sweet tea and no sun tea.
My maternal Grandparents were heathens and consumed tea. It was always strange to me to go and visit them and see the clear jar sitting in the sun with the tea bags soaking in its waters. I...
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monkeyfrog asked: Yes.
freddashdog asked: 1. Current state of sanity?
2. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
3. What makes you awesome?
4. I pay for the gas, how far do you drive?
5. F/M/K - super hero edition?
6. Favorite musician?
7. Worst injury you’ve ever had?
8. Are you wearing perfume or...
2. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
3. What makes you awesome?
4. I pay for the gas, how far do you drive?
5. F/M/K - super hero edition?
6. Favorite musician?
7. Worst injury you’ve ever had?
8. Are you wearing perfume or...
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Growing a Beard
If I grew a beard, it would be a lush and charming beard. If I had a beard it would be kept neatly groomed. Just long enough to hide the skin beneath but not so long that people would consider the brush to be a sign of neglect. My beard would not be off-putting. It would invite the gaze and envy of those who may be lucky enough to gain a vision of its splendor.
My beard would not be a sign of...
If I were to believe my phone
I am currently in Nairobi. I may be late for dinner.
It’s a reminder that war reporting is an exceedingly dangerous endeavor —and all done to try to convey to those of us sitting comfortably back home just what it’s like to be in the field. Thanks for “Restrepo” and all your other work, Mr. Hetherington. You gave everything in the name of keeping us informed.
Goal=5.5hours of sleep.
Actual=5.17 hours to alarm. Still wide awake.
Sux2bme
Truthful Tuesday night ramble.
I posted earlier today that I was feeling complacent in my labors. I work for a LARGE company and complacency is something that gets discussed frequently. For those of you that have worked in the private sector for very long know that the greatest fear of being successful is that you get used to it and just expect that you will always be successful.
Although I work for a very large company...
Fun Size Bytes (from @Tj): A Guide to... →
tj:
This isn’t something that one wishes to be an expert on, but since I have attended more funerals and calling hours than the average person, I thought I would share a few observations. As always, these are my thoughts and observations. You are, of course, free to do what you wish when you wish…
This bears repeating. I think how you dress shows to what degree your level of respect is...
Truth
I have become complacent in regards to my labors and it doesn’t bother me as much as it should.
Related: It will have been six months between vacations when I go next month. Six months is far to long between breaks when you have to wade through as much crap as I do on a daily basis.
Related: I really should get back to work.
I hate calling tech support.
About 90% of the time I could fix the problem but I don’t have sufficient permissions.
Bleargh.
The Dual Clint factor for CHSH is toying with my...
I see posts and read things and say to myself ‘I didn’t do that!’ or ‘I wasn’t there!’ and then I remember there was another. Good thing he is awesome or there may have been fisticuffs.
He may have stolen pants but I’ve got the nice hips.
Music
I used to play the saxophone. In a small town I was the king. I could blow my horn and make music that no one in town understood.
The old woman at church would smile at me and tell me about the crush she had on a saxophone player when she was young during the war.
I won awards. I played in trios. I spent a small amount of time in a fusion band that was attempting to be a mix between John Zorn...
