Random Rants & Rumblings

not normal

I dreamt last night that I was at the bottom of the sea in an iron and glass observation dome with bioluminescent Jellyfish surrounding us while I was being teased about my appearance in photographs of myself and friends from the mid 90’s.

pocketcontents:

bartdontlie:

heyveronica:

adulthoodisokay:

gifthorsedentistry:

suburbantragic:

New ideas for vodka flavors:

• Bagel
• Menthol
• Aspic
• Old Spice
• New Car
• Anime

• hot dust
• girl smell
• photo album
• Arby’s bathroom
• shnapps

• Pledge
• baby powder
• new shower curtain
• ham
• regret

• axe body spray
• burnt hair
• wet towels
• guac
• cloves

• pine tar 
• salami 
• hate 
• Band-Aids 
• Wolverine 

Bean bag
Grandpa
Freshman Year
Massage Parlor

Taint
Gym sock
Leather
Alfalfa

I am not a runner. I am becoming a person who runs. I never thought that I would say that about myself. In High school I ran daily. I hated every step.

Today work was driving me mad and I knew that if I could just run I would feel better.

So I did.

And I did.

katiescountdown:

Have you ever wanted to sleep with a circle of salt around your bed? I think we watched a little too much Supernatural yesterday. Related. .. we have way too many windows and doors in this house.

I love time travel episodes of TV shows. The ones that are set up where the child returns back to the time when their parents were teenagers or young adults.

I’ve often wondered what it would be like to know my parents as young people. To know my grandparents at a young age.

I don’t think I’d be able to keep the secret to myself. Obviously they’d have me locked up.

When you enter into a relationship in order to not be alone, you will always be alone.

1. No

2. Nope

3. Unh-uh

4. I’m done.

5. If wishes and buts were clusters of nuts, we’d all have a bowl of granola!